FBI recruiters, take note: Sue Sadik, web columnist and ex-private eye, has more dirt on Mob boss Tony Soprano than any federal task force. The New Jersey native, 40, has spent the last few months talking herself onto the shoots for HBO's ''The Sopranos.'' Why? So she can post candid photos and dish on Sopranoland, a fansite for which she's a sort of a front lines stringer.

Soprano Sue offers us a guide to the show's key locales, many in or near her Clifton neighborhood: the Soprano house, Satriale's Pork Store, the Bada Bing! club, even the pay phones Tony uses to conduct business. ''I know 90 percent of everything there is to know,'' boasts Sadik, who runs a delivery service. But she admits that in order to stay on exec producer David Chase's good side -- and get back on the set -- she tells us only 10 percent of what she knows. ''You open your mouth,'' she says, ''and you're sleeping with fishes.''
- Glenn Gaslin