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The Knight in White Satin Armor
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The dow jones industrial average gave back all of an earlier gain. It rallied more than 100 points midday, in the end it fell two and a half to close at 10,675... Hard at work? It's financial news. What the fuck you doing here? The nasdac is now in A... I got a line on a car for Adrianna. You want anything? They got sodas, coffee. I got a bottle in the drawer. Nah, i'm good. How's it going? This racket? We dumped webistics and whacked up the payoff. Fucking license to steal. Anything you can get me into? A pharmaceutical. They got a root from the amazon, cures glaucoma, it's all fucking bullshit. I got a brochure. Oh tonight, puss. I got something hard edge. What? Pokemon cards. Me and tommy mac are taking down a truckload. Yeah, where? Tommy knows, you in? What, me? Yeah, c'mon, old times. You don't want a fat fuck like me around. I can't find the brochure. Anyway, what difference does it make? You come in for five, ten grand on this drug company, by the time we dump the piece of shit you'll be in six figure territory. Hey, puss? Yeah. The fucking car? What car? Oh, yeah, right. For Adriana. It's an m3 convertible, clean. I'll keep you posted. And not even the big deal...

(Phone) you're kidding, excuse me. Lipari. This is fat man. Who? You know. Sal? I just heard about they're gonna jack a load of pokemon cards. Moltisanti and another individual. Good, where? I don't know yet. I should ascertain, right? Excuse me, dear? You're a cooperating witness, sal. You wear a wire, that's what you do. So ask around, see what you can find out. But I, in no way want you going along in any hijack. You hear me? We let you earn, but no violent crimes, right? Okay.

Get out of here, I hate you, you fucking bastard! Fucking mood swings. Was very bad day for her. Yeah, when isn't? I went to modeling agency like you told me. I waited four hours to see mr. Littman. So? Wasn't good. She didn't get a job, big deal. Well, you gotta start somewhere. I went in to see him, and he told me I am too old. Oh, jesus. I'm sorry. I go make the tea. I told you. I told you, it's all over for me. No it's not, you're gonna be fine. Listen, I got the number of a guy I want you to talk to. I don't want to go to no more fucking interviews. It's not-- it's not an interview, it's a shrink. A shrink. Yeah, psychiatrist. I know what is. He comes highly recommended, you're gonna feel better if you talk to him. I am not going to no shrink. Yeah you are, 'cause it's what I want you to do. You're not the boss of me. Okay. You know what? Go fuck yourself then. 'Cause i'm trying to be a nice guy, went through a lot of trouble to get that number. So he can send me to hospital, lock me up? Psychiatrist is very scary thing for Russian, means being sent to gulag, political rehabilitation. This is too fucked up for me. (Speaking russian) what? Kiss off then.

(Livia on intercom) Janice, how do you open this Advil? Oh, nevermind... Dad, i'm gonna get started on your gutters tomorrow. That's great, kid. Richie, you gotta take a look at this. I picked it up yesterday at kuchen systems. It's very bauhaus. And it's not bad, the basics cost 20 thousand. Janice, maybe you should slow down on the spending for the time being. Something wrong? What happened? I'm gonna take care of it. But things could get fucked up for a while. Richie, if something's happening to you, then it's happening to me. Decision went against me, which impacts me a great deal financially. Fuck! Fuck I knew it! This shit with your brother. It's been building since I got out. You give him a jacket you treasure and gives it to his fucking polack maid. But we're still going ahead with everything at the house, right? We'll see. Richie, they'll tiling the pool on friday. And the atrium window, I'm gonna lose the deposit. I said i'm gonna take care of it. He just can't handle that our house is gonna be nicer than his fucking house. Fuck. What's the matter with you? Nothing. What? Nothing. It's just sad, that's all. What? AJ didn't have the flu. He didn't go with you because tony wouldn't let him. He doesn't want you around his kids. (Livia) what happened? What was that?

Searchlight diner, 5:15 am, Subject has still not left location. Sun coming up. 5:16 am. Subjects departing searchlight diner. (Honking)

(phone) soprano residence. (Irina) is tony there? May I ask who's calling? Just put him on. Who is calling please? What are you, that polish maid? I want to talk to Tony. It's for you. Hello. Tony. I miss you. I love you. You got the wrong fucking number. Don't call here again. I'll wait out there. Who was that, your little russian girlfriend? Listen, it's over between us. It has been for a very long time. Bullshit. Why does your clothes still stink of perfume? Okay, I saw her, but it's not what you think. She tried to commit suicide. Oh fuck you. I broke it off with her and she tried to kill herself, she said she didn't want to go on without me. The poor kid. You're putting me in a position, where I'm feeling sorry for a whore who fucks you? You know what's stranger? For a second I believed you. Goddamn him. They're all the same, carm. No, they're not. That man who did my wallpaper, there was a male person that you could respect-- victor musto? Carmela, he didn't show up that day, because of who your husband is. Face it, use your head. He pissed his pants. I don't want to go to the gym.

Better be good. I'm in the middle of world war III over there. When you're lying in the street in a pool of your own blood, don't say your uncle didn't try to tell you. What are you talking about? Richie Aprile is moving against you. He doesn't have the balls. He's got a legitimate beef with you. You're fucking high-handed with everybody. Why don't you stick to what you know, and leave your opinions wherever the fuck? He approached albert barese. And albert said no. Albert told you this? No, I got it from richie himself at my house yesterday. He's gonna take you out and larry barese, and anybody else who doesn't go along. Alright, wait a minute. Why the fuck is richie telling you all this? He thinks I'm with him. Really? What gave him that idea? It's what I wanted him to believe. I've been playing him. I seen this coming all along. That's why I made a big deal of that coke. I raised a non-issue and he fell for it. So you're like a double agent now, huh? Fucking Matt Helm? Fuck you. How do I know you're not playing me? Believe what you want, my little nephew. If I didn't come to you, your fucking wife would be a widow and your children wouldn't have no father. So go fuck yourself. Alright, stop. I'm grateful to you. I am. I gave you five percent on the action that was left to you. Kick it up to seven and a half. But don't sell drugs on those routes. It's shortsighted. You know that asshole's marrying my sister? You got to wonder where she is in all of this. My little niece.

What's up, T? My future brother-in-law's causing a serious problem. How serious? He's not satisfied with the current leadership. He wants to have me popped. That motherfucker. So now I gotta decide what to do about him. I genuinely don't think, there's anything to gain by keeping him around. Get it done.

Oh, and the planner checked the almanac and he said there's a 65% historical chance of rain on the 12th. So he wants to get a tent for backup, what do you think? I can't decide on shit like that. Janice, c'mon. Okay, but when you start bitching when you see the bill, don't. My kid hit me up for five grand to go to England for these dance contests. Little Ricky's still coming to the wedding, right? Rick, Rick. Richard. How many fucking times I gotta tell you? It was "little ricky" when he was 12 years old. Jesus, alright. He's still coming, right? He wouldn't miss an opportunity, to fucking foxtrot and tango in front of everybody. Ballroom dancing is a legitimate art form. Carries my name, richard. Fucking disgraziata. My nephew jackie, why couldn't I have a son like that? You know, you came home with a fucking attitude today. You know, I've been in this house, cooking your fucking dinner and taking care of that fucking black hole upstairs all day. Keep your fucking voice down, she hears everything. Not tonight. I gave her two Nembutals, I thought maybe we'd want to have sex? But not likely. Put my fucking dinner on the table, and keep your mouth shut. No, you shut up. Just because he's a ballroom dancer you think your son is gay. What if he was gay, what difference does it make? Ow. Fuck. What are you looking at? You gonna cry now? Get the fuck out of here, I'm in no mood for your dramat--

Where is everybody? AJ is upstairs, Meadow's out. (Phone) you better get it. Maybe she slit the other wrist. Hello. Tony! I need you! I need you to come over now! Okay? What's the matter? Is it ma? No, no. Tell me what happened. No I can't, say. What do you mean you can't say? I can't say now. Think, think a minute, okay? Just stay right there, I'm gonna be right over. It's janice. Right. I got to go. (Sobbing) janice. Ton'? He hit me. It was an accident. Baby. Where's ma? She's upstairs. Out, she took two nembutols. Ma? I didn't mean it, tony. I didn't mean it. Where's the gun? In the cabinet. If anybody called this in or there's any shit about this, you don't got to talk to anybody. What are you doing? Take a shower. Give me the clothes and shoes you got on. Okay.

What the fuck? They got away. What did I tell you, huh? What did I tell you? I didn't go with them, I was following them to the boost and then I was gonna call you. What if they would've spotted you? The moltisanti kid and his friend. What was your plan for that? That was the beauty part. I didn't even use my own car. I switched with my son. You hit a fucking 7-11 clerk. How is he? In a coma. Fuck. They were gonna pinch you for leaving the scene, but I got you out of it. I owe you, again. Sal, listen to me. No, look at me. Look up. You are not an FBI employee, sal. Okay, that's not gonna happen. But I got a lot to offer. And I hate L.C.N.. I know I misspent most of my life, I know that. I know fucking a-well, we live in a society of laws. Sal. You are gonna help us build a case against Tony Soprano. And then you're gonna do your time for selling heroin. And then you get out and start a new life. It's a good thing. It's a lucky thing. Sal. Don't be that way. I can show you statistics.

(Knocking) whoa. I know. We don't got time for that now. Get him out of here. Get rid of him. Bring his car to the salvage crusher. Cadillac. I'll get something. (Phone) hello. Where you goin' tony? Tony, please. Don't go. I'll be right back.
(Band saw sounds) we got to speed this up. You know what time these humps come in for work. Fucking meat delivery at five am. We're almost done. It's gonna be a while before I eat anything from satriale's. Uh, okay. Get a hose, start to wash the room

(Livia) Janice, is that you down there? What are you doing up so early? Ma, go back to bed. I just don't know what happened to me. I had the strangest dreams all night long. People coming and going. Coming and going. I couldn't get up off the bed. Tony, Tony. Anthony, what are you doing here? Nothing. C'mon Janice, let's go. (Livia) what's wrong with her? Richie didn't come home last night, she's worried about him. Oh sure, he probably jilted her. That's the story of her life. What kind of a fucking chance did she have, with you as her mother? You were always nagging her about her weight. She goes on a date, she comes home, you call her a fucking tramp. I'm gonna wait out in the car. I never said anything of the kind. I heard you. You make things up. You tell me, you tell me when I ever did anything to any of you. You don't know, do you? You don't have a fucking clue. I wasn't always perfect, but I always tried to do the best I could. And I know you didn't, any of you, didn't like it when I tried to tell you what to do. Babies are like animals. They're no different than dogs. Somebody has to teach 'em right from wrong. But I was your mother, who else was gonna do it? If you ask me, I did a pretty damn good job. That palace you live in, up there on that hill. I gave my life to my children on a silver platter. I suppose now you're not gonna kiss me. What? You're cruel. That's what you are. Oh, fuck this. Oh... (Laughing)

(knocking) how you doing, hon? Who send you, tony? Yeah, he asked me to bring you this. What is it, money? I don't want it. Yes, you do. 75,000 dollars in here. 75? Listen, irina I know you're upset. Let me give you a little advice. In my business I see girls come and go. So I know. Time is the great enemy. You have a very short window. It's not good to get too hung up on any one thing. On the other hand, something new always comes along. I've seen it a million times, it's called "passages". It's a book. He's right. He's very smart man.

Thanks. You're welcome. I'm not gonna forget this, Tony. I owe you. God, do I owe you. All and all though, I'd say it was a pretty good visit. What's wrong with our family Tony? I go to a shrink. She says that our mother is a narcissistic personality. Why she turned out that way who the fuck knows? Grandpa Vito was no prize as a father. That's not all the shrink says. She says that ma is a person who was incapable of experiencing joy. And dad, all he did was experience joy. Richie told me you were going to a shrink. I used to suggest it and you'd blow your sack at me. Maybe you ought to think about it. You know, go back into therapy. What'd you do with him? We buried him... On a hill overlooking a little river, with pine cones all around. You did? C'mon janice, what the fuck? What do you care what we did with him, huh? You want to know? I loved him so much. You're gonna miss your bus. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Alright, go ahead.

(Door opening) meadow, you have a UPS, it's up in your room. What are you doing in here? You've been gone all night. Half the morning, what the hell happened over there? (Sighing) janice decided to go back to seattle. You're kidding. Well, what about richie? He must be devastated. Richie's gone. What do you mean, gone? Gone. Where? Carmela, after 18 years of marriage, don't make me make you an accessory after the fact. An accessory after the-- holy shit! Stop asking. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. I took care of it. That... That was not a marriage made in heaven. (Sighing) what's all this? After meadow's graduation, me and rosalie Aprile are going to rome. For three weeks. Excuse me? We're gonna stay at the hassler, shop, and try and see the holy father. What are people gonna say, you take off for three weeks? You're gonna have to chauffeur AJ around to his dentist and whatnot. And you've got to find a tennis clinic, for Meadow to join. Because if I have to do it, tony, I just might commit suicide.
Hey, hey, I saved the world today, and everybody's happy now the bad thing's gong away, and everybody's happy now, the good thing's here to stay, please let it stay...

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The dow jones industrial average gave back all of an earlier gain. It rallied more than 100 points midday, in the end it fell two and a half to close at 10,675... Hard at work? It's financial news. What the fuck you doing here? The nasdac is now in A... I got a line on a car for Adrianna. You want anything? They got sodas, coffee. I got a bottle in the drawer. Nah, i'm good. How's it going? This racket? We dumped webistics and whacked up the payoff. Fucking license to steal. Anything you can get me into? A pharmaceutical. They got a root from the amazon, cures glaucoma, it's all fucking bullshit. I got a brochure. Oh tonight, puss. I got something hard edge. What? Pokemon cards. Me and tommy mac are taking down a truckload. Yeah, where? Tommy knows, you in? What, me? Yeah, c'mon, old times. You don't want a fat fuck like me around. I can't find the brochure. Anyway, what difference does it make? You come in for five, ten grand on this drug company, by the time we dump the piece of shit you'll be in six figure territory. Hey, puss? Yeah. The fucking car? What car? Oh, yeah, right. For Adriana. It's an m3 convertible, clean. I'll keep you posted. And not even the big deal...
(Phone) you're kidding, excuse me. Lipari. This is fat man. Who? You know. Sal? I just heard about they're gonna jack a load of pokemon cards. Moltisanti and another individual. Good, where? I don't know yet. I should ascertain, right? Excuse me, dear? You're a cooperating witness, sal. You wear a wire, that's what you do. So ask around, see what you can find out. But I, in no way want you going along in any hijack. You hear me? We let you earn, but no violent crimes, right? Okay.
Get out of here, I hate you, you fucking bastard! Fucking mood swings. Was very bad day for her. Yeah, when isn't? I went to modeling agency like you told me. I waited four hours to see mr. Littman. So? Wasn't good. She didn't get a job, big deal. Well, you gotta start somewhere. I went in to see him, and he told me I am too old. Oh, jesus. I'm sorry. I go make the tea. I told you. I told you, it's all over for me. No it's not, you're gonna be fine. Listen, I got the number of a guy I want you to talk to. I don't want to go to no more fucking interviews. It's not-- it's not an interview, it's a shrink. A shrink. Yeah, psychiatrist. I know what is. He comes highly recommended, you're gonna feel better if you talk to him. I am not going to no shrink. Yeah you are, 'cause it's what I want you to do. You're not the boss of me. Okay. You know what? Go fuck yourself then. 'Cause i'm trying to be a nice guy, went through a lot of trouble to get that number. So he can send me to hospital, lock me up? Psychiatrist is very scary thing for Russian, means being sent to gulag, political rehabilitation. This is too fucked up for me. (Speaking russian) what? Kiss off then.
(Livia on intercom) Janice, how do you open this Advil? Oh, nevermind... Dad, i'm gonna get started on your gutters tomorrow. That's great, kid. Richie, you gotta take a look at this. I picked it up yesterday at kuchen systems. It's very bauhaus. And it's not bad, the basics cost 20 thousand. Janice, maybe you should slow down on the spending for the time being. Something wrong? What happened? I'm gonna take care of it. But things could get fucked up for a while. Richie, if something's happening to you, then it's happening to me. Decision went against me, which impacts me a great deal financially. Fuck! Fuck I knew it! This shit with your brother. It's been building since I got out. You give him a jacket you treasure and gives it to his fucking polack maid. But we're still going ahead with everything at the house, right? We'll see. Richie, they'll tiling the pool on friday. And the atrium window, I'm gonna lose the deposit. I said i'm gonna take care of it. He just can't handle that our house is gonna be nicer than his fucking house. Fuck. What's the matter with you? Nothing. What? Nothing. It's just sad, that's all. What? AJ didn't have the flu. He didn't go with you because tony wouldn't let him. He doesn't want you around his kids. (Livia) what happened? What was that?
Searchlight diner, 5:15 am, Subject has still not left location. Sun coming up. 5:16 am. Subjects departing searchlight diner. (Honking)
(phone) soprano residence. (Irina) is tony there? May I ask who's calling? Just put him on. Who is calling please? What are you, that polish maid? I want to talk to Tony. It's for you. Hello. Tony. I miss you. I love you. You got the wrong fucking number. Don't call here again. I'll wait out there. Who was that, your little russian girlfriend? Listen, it's over between us. It has been for a very long time. Bullshit. Why does your clothes still stink of perfume? Okay, I saw her, but it's not what you think. She tried to commit suicide. Oh fuck you. I broke it off with her and she tried to kill herself, she said she didn't want to go on without me. The poor kid. You're putting me in a position, where I'm feeling sorry for a whore who fucks you? You know what's stranger? For a second I believed you. Goddamn him. They're all the same, carm. No, they're not. That man who did my wallpaper, there was a male person that you could respect-- victor musto? Carmela, he didn't show up that day, because of who your husband is. Face it, use your head. He pissed his pants. I don't want to go to the gym.
Better be good. I'm in the middle of world war III over there. When you're lying in the street in a pool of your own blood, don't say your uncle didn't try to tell you. What are you talking about? Richie Aprile is moving against you. He doesn't have the balls. He's got a legitimate beef with you. You're fucking high-handed with everybody. Why don't you stick to what you know, and leave your opinions wherever the fuck? He approached albert barese. And albert said no. Albert told you this? No, I got it from richie himself at my house yesterday. He's gonna take you out and larry barese, and anybody else who doesn't go along. Alright, wait a minute. Why the fuck is richie telling you all this? He thinks I'm with him. Really? What gave him that idea? It's what I wanted him to believe. I've been playing him. I seen this coming all along. That's why I made a big deal of that coke. I raised a non-issue and he fell for it. So you're like a double agent now, huh? Fucking Matt Helm? Fuck you. How do I know you're not playing me? Believe what you want, my little nephew. If I didn't come to you, your fucking wife would be a widow and your children wouldn't have no father. So go fuck yourself. Alright, stop. I'm grateful to you. I am. I gave you five percent on the action that was left to you. Kick it up to seven and a half. But don't sell drugs on those routes. It's shortsighted. You know that asshole's marrying my sister? You got to wonder where she is in all of this. My little niece.
What's up, T? My future brother-in-law's causing a serious problem. How serious? He's not satisfied with the current leadership. He wants to have me popped. That motherfucker. So now I gotta decide what to do about him. I genuinely don't think, there's anything to gain by keeping him around. Get it done.
Oh, and the planner checked the almanac and he said there's a 65% historical chance of rain on the 12th. So he wants to get a tent for backup, what do you think? I can't decide on shit like that. Janice, c'mon. Okay, but when you start bitching when you see the bill, don't. My kid hit me up for five grand to go to England for these dance contests. Little Ricky's still coming to the wedding, right? Rick, Rick. Richard. How many fucking times I gotta tell you? It was "little ricky" when he was 12 years old. Jesus, alright. He's still coming, right? He wouldn't miss an opportunity, to fucking foxtrot and tango in front of everybody. Ballroom dancing is a legitimate art form. Carries my name, richard. Fucking disgraziata. My nephew jackie, why couldn't I have a son like that? You know, you came home with a fucking attitude today. You know, I've been in this house, cooking your fucking dinner and taking care of that fucking black hole upstairs all day. Keep your fucking voice down, she hears everything. Not tonight. I gave her two Nembutals, I thought maybe we'd want to have sex? But not likely. Put my fucking dinner on the table, and keep your mouth shut. No, you shut up. Just because he's a ballroom dancer you think your son is gay. What if he was gay, what difference does it make? Ow. Fuck. What are you looking at? You gonna cry now? Get the fuck out of here, I'm in no mood for your dramat--
Where is everybody? AJ is upstairs, Meadow's out. (Phone) you better get it. Maybe she slit the other wrist. Hello. Tony! I need you! I need you to come over now! Okay? What's the matter? Is it ma? No, no. Tell me what happened. No I can't, say. What do you mean you can't say? I can't say now. Think, think a minute, okay? Just stay right there, I'm gonna be right over. It's janice. Right. I got to go. (Sobbing) janice. Ton'? He hit me. It was an accident. Baby. Where's ma? She's upstairs. Out, she took two nembutols. Ma? I didn't mean it, tony. I didn't mean it. Where's the gun? In the cabinet. If anybody called this in or there's any shit about this, you don't got to talk to anybody. What are you doing? Take a shower. Give me the clothes and shoes you got on. Okay.
What the fuck? They got away. What did I tell you, huh? What did I tell you? I didn't go with them, I was following them to the boost and then I was gonna call you. What if they would've spotted you? The moltisanti kid and his friend. What was your plan for that? That was the beauty part. I didn't even use my own car. I switched with my son. You hit a fucking 7-11 clerk. How is he? In a coma. Fuck. They were gonna pinch you for leaving the scene, but I got you out of it. I owe you, again. Sal, listen to me. No, look at me. Look up. You are not an FBI employee, sal. Okay, that's not gonna happen. But I got a lot to offer. And I hate L.C.N.. I know I misspent most of my life, I know that. I know fucking a-well, we live in a society of laws. Sal. You are gonna help us build a case against Tony Soprano. And then you're gonna do your time for selling heroin. And then you get out and start a new life. It's a good thing. It's a lucky thing. Sal. Don't be that way. I can show you statistics.
(Knocking) whoa. I know. We don't got time for that now. Get him out of here. Get rid of him. Bring his car to the salvage crusher. Cadillac. I'll get something. (Phone) hello. Where you goin' tony? Tony, please. Don't go. I'll be right back. (Band saw sounds) we got to speed this up. You know what time these humps come in for work. Fucking meat delivery at five am. We're almost done. It's gonna be a while before I eat anything from satriale's. Uh, okay. Get a hose, start to wash the room
(Livia) Janice, is that you down there? What are you doing up so early? Ma, go back to bed. I just don't know what happened to me. I had the strangest dreams all night long. People coming and going. Coming and going. I couldn't get up off the bed. Tony, Tony. Anthony, what are you doing here? Nothing. C'mon Janice, let's go. (Livia) what's wrong with her? Richie didn't come home last night, she's worried about him. Oh sure, he probably jilted her. That's the story of her life. What kind of a fucking chance did she have, with you as her mother? You were always nagging her about her weight. She goes on a date, she comes home, you call her a fucking tramp. I'm gonna wait out in the car. I never said anything of the kind. I heard you. You make things up. You tell me, you tell me when I ever did anything to any of you. You don't know, do you? You don't have a fucking clue. I wasn't always perfect, but I always tried to do the best I could. And I know you didn't, any of you, didn't like it when I tried to tell you what to do. Babies are like animals. They're no different than dogs. Somebody has to teach 'em right from wrong. But I was your mother, who else was gonna do it? If you ask me, I did a pretty damn good job. That palace you live in, up there on that hill. I gave my life to my children on a silver platter. I suppose now you're not gonna kiss me. What? You're cruel. That's what you are. Oh, fuck this. Oh... (Laughing)
(knocking) how you doing, hon? Who send you, tony? Yeah, he asked me to bring you this. What is it, money? I don't want it. Yes, you do. 75,000 dollars in here. 75? Listen, irina I know you're upset. Let me give you a little advice. In my business I see girls come and go. So I know. Time is the great enemy. You have a very short window. It's not good to get too hung up on any one thing. On the other hand, something new always comes along. I've seen it a million times, it's called "passages". It's a book. He's right. He's very smart man.
Thanks. You're welcome. I'm not gonna forget this, Tony. I owe you. God, do I owe you. All and all though, I'd say it was a pretty good visit. What's wrong with our family Tony? I go to a shrink. She says that our mother is a narcissistic personality. Why she turned out that way who the fuck knows? Grandpa Vito was no prize as a father. That's not all the shrink says. She says that ma is a person who was incapable of experiencing joy. And dad, all he did was experience joy. Richie told me you were going to a shrink. I used to suggest it and you'd blow your sack at me. Maybe you ought to think about it. You know, go back into therapy. What'd you do with him? We buried him... On a hill overlooking a little river, with pine cones all around. You did? C'mon janice, what the fuck? What do you care what we did with him, huh? You want to know? I loved him so much. You're gonna miss your bus. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Alright, go ahead.
(Door opening) meadow, you have a UPS, it's up in your room. What are you doing in here? You've been gone all night. Half the morning, what the hell happened over there? (Sighing) janice decided to go back to seattle. You're kidding. Well, what about richie? He must be devastated. Richie's gone. What do you mean, gone? Gone. Where? Carmela, after 18 years of marriage, don't make me make you an accessory after the fact. An accessory after the-- holy shit! Stop asking. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. I took care of it. That... That was not a marriage made in heaven. (Sighing) what's all this? After meadow's graduation, me and rosalie Aprile are going to rome. For three weeks. Excuse me? We're gonna stay at the hassler, shop, and try and see the holy father. What are people gonna say, you take off for three weeks? You're gonna have to chauffeur AJ around to his dentist and whatnot. And you've got to find a tennis clinic, for Meadow to join. Because if I have to do it, tony, I just might commit suicide. Hey, hey, I saved the world today, and everybody's happy now the bad thing's gong away, and everybody's happy now, the good thing's here to stay, please let it stay...
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