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From Where to Eternity
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(Sighing) you're late. Does that go on my record? I'm talking about common courtesy here. I got a life outside of this too. Lucky you. So, what do you got? I think he knows. Knows what? Or at least suspects. Who, what? What are you talking about? He's been looking at me different, these glances. Glances? We had sandwiches brought in the other night, four with ham, salami, cappicola, one eggplant, and the other with tomato and mozzarella. Yeah, okay. That's six total, there were only five of us. But tony said he ordered the eggplant, but I did, and I know for certain he ordered the tomato/mozzarella. Maybe he forgot. No, no, he never forgets. So, what's the bottom line? He let me eat the eggplant and he took the tomato. But there was a moment. A glance. Yeah, a fucking glance! This is simple and I'm gonna help you out here. You gotta keep in mind that you're the one who's different now. You're the one seeing through different eyes. You're the one with the new attitude. I know the man and I see he's the one who's different with me. The odds don't favor it. Either way it doesn't matter. To you. I wasn't the one selling heroin, okay? And I wasn't the one who got pinned for it. So what do I do? What do you do? You do everything you can do do. Do what you do to a girl that you want to fuck. Make him love you.

I'll be back first thing in the morning. What do you want for breakfast? You don't wake up till lunch, ma. Tomorrow i'll get up early, alright? How about the peppers and eggs on the round bread? That sounds great, ma. Do you need more time alone, jo? No, I'm ready. Okay, chris. Bye, ma. If you want to sleep, it's okay, I brought a book. No, I just got up ten minutes ago. The painkillers aren't helping? No, they're pretty fucking good. I want to tell you something, christopher. The other night when your heart stopped... I walked the hall to an empty room and I prayed to jesus to spare you. And that if he would spare you I asked that he grant you vision. Sight. So that you can see the way to christ clearly. Yeah, so? And he did spare you. And you saw, christopher. You saw something, something that none of us have ever seen. So what did he say to you? Who? Jesus. I didn't see jesus. Tony said that you saw jesus smiling and he took you to see your father in heaven and then he said it wasn't your time. I was in hell, carmela. You what? My father was in hell and they said that's where i'd go when it's my time. Maybe it was purgatory, but I don't know. Then you have to look at this experience as an opportunity to repent... To change your heart... To start to walk in the light of the lord. You were blessed by this, christopher. You were blessed with a second chance. I don't know, carmela. Well, I do know. And I am gonna pray like I did the other night and I'm gonna pray every day from now on. It is not too late for you, christopher... If you pray. Will you pray? You just have to follow me. In the name of the father, the son, and the holy spirit.

(Tony) how was he? Fine. The same. Is there any news? No. So, what? We're not talking now? I said what I had to say, tony. If you can't be honest with me, at least have the balls to be honest with yourself. Oh, I got balls. And as long as I do, they will remain intact. If you don't have faith in me, it's up to you. You gotta prove it to yourself first, tony. To yourself and god. You and god, carmela. You're only religious when it suits you. What is that supposed to mean? Come here. No, no, what is that supposed to mean? The pope doesn't even believe in trojans and you want me to get snipped. Isn't that a little hypocritical? Look, tony, I'm thinking of my family first, that's all. Whatever's down here is god's creation. Isn't it a sin to undo the good work he's done? You should know, you made a living of it. You're un-fucking-believable, you know that? Look what I made that living for, hmm? What the fuck you doing? You had dinner an hour ago. What the fuck are you doing to yourself? Tony, leave him alone. I'm supposed to get a vasectomy when this is my male heir? Look at him. Tony, come back here and apologize!

(Paulie) you're draggin' me to hell! (Female) what, what's the matter, what's the matter? You're draggin' me to hell! Paulie, paulie, you had a nightmare, honey. Mama, somebody was screaming, I'm scared. I know, honey, it's okay, it's okay. Uncle paulie had a bad dream. Mommy! Come here, baby. It's alright, it's alright. It's okay, sweetheart. I'm putting them to bed. Then i'm going home to sleep. I don't need to keep everyone up with this. C'mon, let's go to sleep. Come talk to me. How much can you believe in dreams? Wait, wrong. Christopher did not have a dream. I dream, I'd make my peace. He was dead. Science said he was dead, science. You need to talk to someone who deals with this kind of thing professionally. What kind of thing? He's in New York, paulie, in Nyack. His name is cullen, he's a psychic. A psychic, get the fuck out of here. He's famous for contacting dead relatives for people. He contacted my dead friend ronnie. Remember ronnie with the arm? Yeah. He knew all about the fingers at the elbow and I didn't even tell him. He said, "johnnie is here." And I told him I didn't know any johnnie's, but then he said, "well, one arm is shorter than the other. Does that mean anything to you?" Ronnie, it was ronnie. Jesus, fucking creep show. You got nothing to lose except the nightmares.

What's up? Paulie around? No. Sil? What the fuck, i'm here, you talk to me. You got something? You better remember me, man. Yeah, I will, now, you got something? Alright. Hacklebarney state park. You know where that "george washington slept-here-house" is? Up that road there is a gray house. Bevilaqua's there? 20 bucks, baby.

Are you telling me that's who you are or that's who he is? I see. Right. The spirit put him on hold. Do you take the name gregory? My father. I understand now. You're gregory, this is your son. Is your name daniel? Yes. 'Cause I got this image of daniel in the lion's den. He says you found his body. Oh, my god. He's sorry. He knows how traumatic that was. He couldn't take the pain anymore. Gregory, i'm sorry, could you repeat that? He wants you to know that he was there with you. And that you should move on. Yes, go ahead. What's the problem? What the hell's the matter? Please, go on. He can't hurt you, you don't have to be afraid. I understand, yes. I feel your anger. Who the fuck are you talking to? Charles. Yes, yes, you have a son. You're with your son? What the fuck? I don't got no kids. Oh, sonny. Pagano? Kind spirit, is your name sonny? Charles pagano. How the fuck do you know that? He says he was your first. But I feel many more. Hey! That one's laughing. Poison ivy? He wants to know if it still itches. Don't fuck with me, who you been talking to? I'm afraid i'm gonna have to ask you to leave. Why? What the fuck are they saying? You really want me to say it? Fuck you and this bullshit. That's what this is, you know. Satanic black magic, sick shit! I'm asking you to leave, sir. Yeah? Fucking queers!

When I made my appointment, I gave the name ted hughes. Did you call from your house? I'm not a moron, T. I knew this might be a scam. So I called him from a Pathmark. There's no denying it. I'm dragging a bunch of fucking ghouls around with me and mikey's their fucking ringleader. Alright... Paulie... Think about it. You whacked a bunch of heavy hitters in your time, now, you think they're gonna all join together and follow that prick mikey? How can you just sit there? He warned you about 3:00 too. I don't believe any of this shit. It doesn't mean a fucking thing to me. T. I was ready to write the whole thing off until this psychic mentioned little sonny pagano. But, that? I don't know. I did this guy over 30 years ago, t. How the fuck did he know that? Does he know where Matt bevilaqua is? Did you ask the fucking ghostbuster that? 'Cause we're out there breaking our ass trying to find this kid, and you're up there fucking around in nyack. He deals only with the dead. You eat steak? What the fuck you talking about? If you were in india, you would go to hell for that. I'm not in india, what do I give a fuck? That's what I'm trying to tell you. None of this shit means a goddamn thing.

(Phone) (knocking) I'm not hungry. You mind if I sit here while I eat? I'm sorry for talking to you the way I did. It's okay. No... It's not. I was wrong. And I hope you know I didn't mean it. I said it 'cause all the anger and frustration of the last few days built up inside me and exploded. There's no excuse for that. I gotta learn to control my emotions around the people I love. I think you're the same way. I think, your feelings, you keep 'em inside, and you and me, we react without thinking. That's why I get mad at you, I see myself in you. I couldn't ask for a better son, A.J. And I mean that. Thanks. Want a piece of pizza? Here. Pussy's on the phone. He says it's urgent. I been calling you all over the fucking place. I'll be right there. What's going on? Nothing. He's way the fuck out near Morristown, in hacklebarney state park. Over by that "george washington slept-here-house"? Yeah.

Give me one. You don't have to do this. Furio and me are on it. I want to do this. Good. Cut Furio loose. Three's a crowd.
Why don't you just take it easy? We just want to talk to you. That's all. It wasn't me, it was sean, just sean. You're shaking. You're gonna fucking kill me for something I didn't do. Don't you think we could've killed you already, if we wanted you dead. Relax. We just want to talk to you. Tony, it was sean! You got to believe me, it was sean, he got nuts! He said we're being pissed on and disrespected and that we should score points with richie. But I told him rome wasn't built in one day! Anything tony, i'll tell you anything you want to know. What did richie say? It nothing to do with richie, he didn't ask for it. He got mad when I told him. Sean did it on spec. Alright. Come here. Come here, c'mon. Are you sure nobody else was involved? Take a minute, think it over. It was sean all the way. Alright. You're a good kid. I'm thirsty. See if we got something to drink. S'what can I get you? You want a fanta, something like that? How is that? I mean, you sure you want a diet drink? You don't want something with some sugar in it? There's only diet. It's good. You finished? Thank you, t. 'Cause that sugarless motherfucker, it's the last fucking drink you're ever gonna have. I swear to god, mommy! Mommy, please, tony, please!

23 years of donations to your parish and this is what this guy sees hanging over me? You should've never gone to a psychic. It's divination, it's the devil. They're completely unsanctioned by the church. Psychics are heretics and thieves who practice witchcraft. There's no validity to anything he told you. Your problem's a spiritual matter. Maybe. But irregardless, I should've had immunity to all of this shit. I should've been covered by my donations. When the organ needed a reed job who was there? When the priest and the alter boys needed new whites, who picked up the tab? You should've come to me first and none of this would've happened. But don't worry, paul, I'm here. I can help you. It's too late. You've been slacking off on me and you left me unprotected. I'm cutting you off for good. You ain't never gonna see another dime from me.

A rich man and a poor man got the same wedding anniversary and every year they meet on madison avenue when their shopping for their wives. So the poor man says to the rich man, "what'd you buy your wife this year?" He says, "I got her a huge diamond ring and a brand new mercedes." Poor man says, "what'd you get her both for?" Rich man says, "if she don't like the diamond ring she can bring it back in the mercedes and still be happy." Rich man says to the poor man, "what'd you get your wife this year?" He says, I got her a pair of slippers and dildo." Rich man says, "what'd you get her a pair of slippers and a dildo for?" And the poor man says, "she don't like the slippers she can go fuck herself." Can I get another heineken? Remember the first time you brought me here? Yeah, I remember. Popped my cherry that night. Yeah, seems like old times. Puss. You believe in god? Yeah, I do, Ton', absolutely. Works in very mysterious ways his wonders to perform, but no doubt, he's been very good to me. Salut.

Hi. Hey. How you doing? Fine. You? Good. Yeah? I've been thinking... What? I'll do it. You'll do what? Snip-snip. I don't want you to do it, tony. No, you want me to do it. And now I want to do it. So... We'll do it. I started thinking... Meadow is leaving soon... And I may want to have another baby. Maybe. What, are you trying to drive me fucking crazy? What's behind all this? Ralphie rutaldo and his goomar, then the vasectomy, then no vasectomy, and now this, huh? Now you don't want me cut? Tony... All I want is you. That's all I have ever wanted. And I want you to be true and to be mine. I want you to not cheat. I will be true, carm, from now on-- tony, please. If you're not gonna believe me, then fine. What can I do? I don't know. What can I do? Prove it to me.
(Song) This is my lover friend, I hope it'll reach out to you my love, this is my lover friend, and I hope you can understand me my love, my life is such a weary thing, but in my ears old bells just ring and ring, you keep wanting waiting and wishing, when I know deep down i'm not to blame, what you gonna do tonight, when you need someone else to hold you tight, tell me what you gonna do tonight, when you need my heavy voice to tell you goodnight, honey but you can't let that be no problem, you got to come on home and help me solve 'em, then I won't be missing you, and honey my love would fail would be all over.

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(Sighing) you're late. Does that go on my record? I'm talking about common courtesy here. I got a life outside of this too. Lucky you. So, what do you got? I think he knows. Knows what? Or at least suspects. Who, what? What are you talking about? He's been looking at me different, these glances. Glances? We had sandwiches brought in the other night, four with ham, salami, cappicola, one eggplant, and the other with tomato and mozzarella. Yeah, okay. That's six total, there were only five of us. But tony said he ordered the eggplant, but I did, and I know for certain he ordered the tomato/mozzarella. Maybe he forgot. No, no, he never forgets. So, what's the bottom line? He let me eat the eggplant and he took the tomato. But there was a moment. A glance. Yeah, a fucking glance! This is simple and I'm gonna help you out here. You gotta keep in mind that you're the one who's different now. You're the one seeing through different eyes. You're the one with the new attitude. I know the man and I see he's the one who's different with me. The odds don't favor it. Either way it doesn't matter. To you. I wasn't the one selling heroin, okay? And I wasn't the one who got pinned for it. So what do I do? What do you do? You do everything you can do do. Do what you do to a girl that you want to fuck. Make him love you.
I'll be back first thing in the morning. What do you want for breakfast? You don't wake up till lunch, ma. Tomorrow i'll get up early, alright? How about the peppers and eggs on the round bread? That sounds great, ma. Do you need more time alone, jo? No, I'm ready. Okay, chris. Bye, ma. If you want to sleep, it's okay, I brought a book. No, I just got up ten minutes ago. The painkillers aren't helping? No, they're pretty fucking good. I want to tell you something, christopher. The other night when your heart stopped... I walked the hall to an empty room and I prayed to jesus to spare you. And that if he would spare you I asked that he grant you vision. Sight. So that you can see the way to christ clearly. Yeah, so? And he did spare you. And you saw, christopher. You saw something, something that none of us have ever seen. So what did he say to you? Who? Jesus. I didn't see jesus. Tony said that you saw jesus smiling and he took you to see your father in heaven and then he said it wasn't your time. I was in hell, carmela. You what? My father was in hell and they said that's where i'd go when it's my time. Maybe it was purgatory, but I don't know. Then you have to look at this experience as an opportunity to repent... To change your heart... To start to walk in the light of the lord. You were blessed by this, christopher. You were blessed with a second chance. I don't know, carmela. Well, I do know. And I am gonna pray like I did the other night and I'm gonna pray every day from now on. It is not too late for you, christopher... If you pray. Will you pray? You just have to follow me. In the name of the father, the son, and the holy spirit.
(Tony) how was he? Fine. The same. Is there any news? No. So, what? We're not talking now? I said what I had to say, tony. If you can't be honest with me, at least have the balls to be honest with yourself. Oh, I got balls. And as long as I do, they will remain intact. If you don't have faith in me, it's up to you. You gotta prove it to yourself first, tony. To yourself and god. You and god, carmela. You're only religious when it suits you. What is that supposed to mean? Come here. No, no, what is that supposed to mean? The pope doesn't even believe in trojans and you want me to get snipped. Isn't that a little hypocritical? Look, tony, I'm thinking of my family first, that's all. Whatever's down here is god's creation. Isn't it a sin to undo the good work he's done? You should know, you made a living of it. You're un-fucking-believable, you know that? Look what I made that living for, hmm? What the fuck you doing? You had dinner an hour ago. What the fuck are you doing to yourself? Tony, leave him alone. I'm supposed to get a vasectomy when this is my male heir? Look at him. Tony, come back here and apologize!
(Paulie) you're draggin' me to hell! (Female) what, what's the matter, what's the matter? You're draggin' me to hell! Paulie, paulie, you had a nightmare, honey. Mama, somebody was screaming, I'm scared. I know, honey, it's okay, it's okay. Uncle paulie had a bad dream. Mommy! Come here, baby. It's alright, it's alright. It's okay, sweetheart. I'm putting them to bed. Then i'm going home to sleep. I don't need to keep everyone up with this. C'mon, let's go to sleep. Come talk to me. How much can you believe in dreams? Wait, wrong. Christopher did not have a dream. I dream, I'd make my peace. He was dead. Science said he was dead, science. You need to talk to someone who deals with this kind of thing professionally. What kind of thing? He's in New York, paulie, in Nyack. His name is cullen, he's a psychic. A psychic, get the fuck out of here. He's famous for contacting dead relatives for people. He contacted my dead friend ronnie. Remember ronnie with the arm? Yeah. He knew all about the fingers at the elbow and I didn't even tell him. He said, "johnnie is here." And I told him I didn't know any johnnie's, but then he said, "well, one arm is shorter than the other. Does that mean anything to you?" Ronnie, it was ronnie. Jesus, fucking creep show. You got nothing to lose except the nightmares.
What's up? Paulie around? No. Sil? What the fuck, i'm here, you talk to me. You got something? You better remember me, man. Yeah, I will, now, you got something? Alright. Hacklebarney state park. You know where that "george washington slept-here-house" is? Up that road there is a gray house. Bevilaqua's there? 20 bucks, baby.
Are you telling me that's who you are or that's who he is? I see. Right. The spirit put him on hold. Do you take the name gregory? My father. I understand now. You're gregory, this is your son. Is your name daniel? Yes. 'Cause I got this image of daniel in the lion's den. He says you found his body. Oh, my god. He's sorry. He knows how traumatic that was. He couldn't take the pain anymore. Gregory, i'm sorry, could you repeat that? He wants you to know that he was there with you. And that you should move on. Yes, go ahead. What's the problem? What the hell's the matter? Please, go on. He can't hurt you, you don't have to be afraid. I understand, yes. I feel your anger. Who the fuck are you talking to? Charles. Yes, yes, you have a son. You're with your son? What the fuck? I don't got no kids. Oh, sonny. Pagano? Kind spirit, is your name sonny? Charles pagano. How the fuck do you know that? He says he was your first. But I feel many more. Hey! That one's laughing. Poison ivy? He wants to know if it still itches. Don't fuck with me, who you been talking to? I'm afraid i'm gonna have to ask you to leave. Why? What the fuck are they saying? You really want me to say it? Fuck you and this bullshit. That's what this is, you know. Satanic black magic, sick shit! I'm asking you to leave, sir. Yeah? Fucking queers!
When I made my appointment, I gave the name ted hughes. Did you call from your house? I'm not a moron, T. I knew this might be a scam. So I called him from a Pathmark. There's no denying it. I'm dragging a bunch of fucking ghouls around with me and mikey's their fucking ringleader. Alright... Paulie... Think about it. You whacked a bunch of heavy hitters in your time, now, you think they're gonna all join together and follow that prick mikey? How can you just sit there? He warned you about 3:00 too. I don't believe any of this shit. It doesn't mean a fucking thing to me. T. I was ready to write the whole thing off until this psychic mentioned little sonny pagano. But, that? I don't know. I did this guy over 30 years ago, t. How the fuck did he know that? Does he know where Matt bevilaqua is? Did you ask the fucking ghostbuster that? 'Cause we're out there breaking our ass trying to find this kid, and you're up there fucking around in nyack. He deals only with the dead. You eat steak? What the fuck you talking about? If you were in india, you would go to hell for that. I'm not in india, what do I give a fuck? That's what I'm trying to tell you. None of this shit means a goddamn thing.
(Phone) (knocking) I'm not hungry. You mind if I sit here while I eat? I'm sorry for talking to you the way I did. It's okay. No... It's not. I was wrong. And I hope you know I didn't mean it. I said it 'cause all the anger and frustration of the last few days built up inside me and exploded. There's no excuse for that. I gotta learn to control my emotions around the people I love. I think you're the same way. I think, your feelings, you keep 'em inside, and you and me, we react without thinking. That's why I get mad at you, I see myself in you. I couldn't ask for a better son, A.J. And I mean that. Thanks. Want a piece of pizza? Here. Pussy's on the phone. He says it's urgent. I been calling you all over the fucking place. I'll be right there. What's going on? Nothing. He's way the fuck out near Morristown, in hacklebarney state park. Over by that "george washington slept-here-house"? Yeah.
Give me one. You don't have to do this. Furio and me are on it. I want to do this. Good. Cut Furio loose. Three's a crowd. Why don't you just take it easy? We just want to talk to you. That's all. It wasn't me, it was sean, just sean. You're shaking. You're gonna fucking kill me for something I didn't do. Don't you think we could've killed you already, if we wanted you dead. Relax. We just want to talk to you. Tony, it was sean! You got to believe me, it was sean, he got nuts! He said we're being pissed on and disrespected and that we should score points with richie. But I told him rome wasn't built in one day! Anything tony, i'll tell you anything you want to know. What did richie say? It nothing to do with richie, he didn't ask for it. He got mad when I told him. Sean did it on spec. Alright. Come here. Come here, c'mon. Are you sure nobody else was involved? Take a minute, think it over. It was sean all the way. Alright. You're a good kid. I'm thirsty. See if we got something to drink. S'what can I get you? You want a fanta, something like that? How is that? I mean, you sure you want a diet drink? You don't want something with some sugar in it? There's only diet. It's good. You finished? Thank you, t. 'Cause that sugarless motherfucker, it's the last fucking drink you're ever gonna have. I swear to god, mommy! Mommy, please, tony, please!
23 years of donations to your parish and this is what this guy sees hanging over me? You should've never gone to a psychic. It's divination, it's the devil. They're completely unsanctioned by the church. Psychics are heretics and thieves who practice witchcraft. There's no validity to anything he told you. Your problem's a spiritual matter. Maybe. But irregardless, I should've had immunity to all of this shit. I should've been covered by my donations. When the organ needed a reed job who was there? When the priest and the alter boys needed new whites, who picked up the tab? You should've come to me first and none of this would've happened. But don't worry, paul, I'm here. I can help you. It's too late. You've been slacking off on me and you left me unprotected. I'm cutting you off for good. You ain't never gonna see another dime from me.
A rich man and a poor man got the same wedding anniversary and every year they meet on madison avenue when their shopping for their wives. So the poor man says to the rich man, "what'd you buy your wife this year?" He says, "I got her a huge diamond ring and a brand new mercedes." Poor man says, "what'd you get her both for?" Rich man says, "if she don't like the diamond ring she can bring it back in the mercedes and still be happy." Rich man says to the poor man, "what'd you get your wife this year?" He says, I got her a pair of slippers and dildo." Rich man says, "what'd you get her a pair of slippers and a dildo for?" And the poor man says, "she don't like the slippers she can go fuck herself." Can I get another heineken? Remember the first time you brought me here? Yeah, I remember. Popped my cherry that night. Yeah, seems like old times. Puss. You believe in god? Yeah, I do, Ton', absolutely. Works in very mysterious ways his wonders to perform, but no doubt, he's been very good to me. Salut.
Hi. Hey. How you doing? Fine. You? Good. Yeah? I've been thinking... What? I'll do it. You'll do what? Snip-snip. I don't want you to do it, tony. No, you want me to do it. And now I want to do it. So... We'll do it. I started thinking... Meadow is leaving soon... And I may want to have another baby. Maybe. What, are you trying to drive me fucking crazy? What's behind all this? Ralphie rutaldo and his goomar, then the vasectomy, then no vasectomy, and now this, huh? Now you don't want me cut? Tony... All I want is you. That's all I have ever wanted. And I want you to be true and to be mine. I want you to not cheat. I will be true, carm, from now on-- tony, please. If you're not gonna believe me, then fine. What can I do? I don't know. What can I do? Prove it to me. (Song) This is my lover friend, I hope it'll reach out to you my love, this is my lover friend, and I hope you can understand me my love, my life is such a weary thing, but in my ears old bells just ring and ring, you keep wanting waiting and wishing, when I know deep down i'm not to blame, what you gonna do tonight, when you need someone else to hold you tight, tell me what you gonna do tonight, when you need my heavy voice to tell you goodnight, honey but you can't let that be no problem, you got to come on home and help me solve 'em, then I won't be missing you, and honey my love would fail would be all over.
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