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I Dream of Jeannie Cusamano
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Corrado Soprano. FBI. Fuck!
Are you Lawrence Barese? What the fuck? C'mon.

Joseph Sasso. You're under arrest.

(TV) junior soprano, alleged boss of the jersey crime family that bears his name, was indicted today on federal racketeering charges. Talk about fuckin' timing, he's lucky he's still alive. Along with lawrence "larry boy" barese, ailing alleged underboss, joseph "beppy" sasso and 13 other reputed mob figures. Oh, my god, it's uncle junior. Look at the old guy, making him do the perp walk. A legitimate businessman. Dad cut the crap. Go blow dry your hair. These indictments are part of an ongoing investigation, stretching back nearly four years. They represent the most crippling blow to mob activities in the new jersey area since the early 1980's. Uncle junior got busted. Cool. ... Not seized today, although named in the indictments, was alleged soprano enforcer and loan-sharking chief, michael "grab bag" palmice. Authorities believe palmice may have fled the new jersey area acting on prior knowledge. Lucky him. Earlier today palmice's wife denied any knowledge of her husband's whereabouts. He was so happy, he was going out to try out his new running shoes. He told me that he loved me and that he would be right back. (Phone) alright go. C'mon. Go eat somewhere else. Hello. Yeah counselor thanks for getting back to me so quick.
He says it's a broad indictment that sounds better for the feds than it really is. I wasn't named because the focus of the investigation is some telephone calling card scam that junior and larry had going and this diamonte technical stock thing that I wasn't into. Thank god. That prick altieri gave them reams of shit. They have stuff on me, they got stuff on all of us it was from the surveillance at the green grove. They just don't have a case yet. An ongoing investigation the DA Said. They always say that to make it sound good. This is no fucking joke. What I gotta worry about now, is the guys that got pinched today. If they flip.

Art. Hello. How are things? Good father. Busy. Yeah. You? Like the man said, rust never sleeps. Listen, father, I want to thank you for taking the time out to talk to me the other day. Did you bring your wife into things? No. No? Sitting there in the house of god, I realized you can either be a yes person or a no person. A positive ion or a negative ion. I'm not sure I get what you're saying. It's just that this woman's always been an odd bird. A sea of negativity. Even as a kid we all learned to take her ravings with a grain of salt. But you also said the son was unstable. I was angry. Complicated? Yes he is. A little too comfortable outside the law? Yes he is. It would only add to the potion of sorrow in the world to doubt him. When the source unfortunately is a person who rarely has a kind word for anyone. You seem at peace. I am father. Thank you again, father. Sure. Okay, art.

You prefer corrado or junior? I prefer mr. Soprano. Your tenure as boss was a short one. Actually, it was unusual in several ways. Let me put this to you as simply as I can. You can avoid sentencing on these charges if you will testify that in fact, you were not the boss of north jersey, that in fact, your nephew anthony soprano was and is. That he de facto controlled your capos with the backing of two of the new york families communicating through their emissary, john sacrimoni. We want johnny sack. But more than him, we want mangano and teresi. I want to fuck angie dickinson, see who gets lucky first. We want you to corroborate information that we obtained through informants and wire tap. You were allowed to profit more or less but you were not making policy and you were not in the new york loop. You were positioned to take the hits and you've taken them. Question is, how long you going to keep eating shit? You're 70 years old. How many years you got left? My nephew running things? Not that strunz. Not in this life.

Hey, here let me schlep that. You got any more in the car? Uh-uh. How did you get in here? Lilliana. She said to tell you that she left early. So what they're saying on tv about the storm that's headed this way, huh? You want some coffee? Only if you're making it. Father, don't start that. No, really. I mean it's practically a cocktail hour, anyway. Would you rather have a glass of wine? How about a lillet? You in the mood? Just came to check on you guys. See how you're holding up with these indictments. We're hanging in. So what we were talking about a few months back, you think any of these recent developments have brought tony closer to reexamining his life? To making some hard choices. I told her she was not to use my card again. That's mine. "One true thing", just out on dvd. I was over at video one anyway. I thought maybe you might want to take your mind off these stressors. You want to stay for dinner? Something wrong, carm? Just tell me, so I know how many steaks to defrost. Tony's not going to make it. Well, if-- as I was saying. My real concern for tony-- father, he doesn't give a flying fuck. You know it and I know it. At least for the foreseeable future. That's even a bigger reason to-- he's a sinner father. You come up here and you eat his steaks and you use his home entertainment center. Carmela... The dvd is for you. Really? Even after just last week, I told you i'm not a big renee Zellwegger fan? You did? I don't remember that. You want to watch "one true thing", fine. At least admit it. I... I thought you liked movies. Mea culpa. Jesus, I get exactly the same "who me" shit with tony. Two I don't need. Has tony thought about changing? Father please. You do think i'm a schnorrer, don't you, a parasite? I asked you that before and you denied it but clearly that's what you think. You know what I think father... I think that you like the-- I don't even know what to call it. The whiff of sexuality, that never goes anyplace. I have feelings for you carmela, I admitted it. It's my job to deal with them so I can carry on my pastoral duties. How does rosalie aprile fit into your feelings for me? Oh, so that's it. I really appreciate everything that you've done for me father phil, truly. The religious counseling, the book on buddhism, the wonderful chats. I'm very fond of you. More than fond. But I think you need to look at yourself. Call this an intervention. I think you have this m.o. where you manipulate spiritually thirsty women and I think a lot of it's tied up with food somehow as well as the sexual tension game. Whoa.

Oh mr. Soprano, your wife found you, good. Found me, what are you talking about? You haven't spoken? We left a message on your home machine. Your mom's had a stroke. Stroke? The news on tv yesterday. It really upset her. Not that it's any of my business. Anyhow it's just happened. The MT's are stabilizing her for the ride to Saint Vincent's. Ma. I know what you did. Your only son. Your middle child. Look she can't answer you, her speech center's been affected. My ass. I heard the tapes, ma. The fucking FBI tapes. Don't tell me you don't know what i'm talking about. George Clooney, don't get in the fucking middle of this. Mr. Soprano. Call security. Your protector, uncle jun's in jail now and I got one more little last detail I got to take care of. Mr. Soprano! I don't die that fucking easy. I'm gonna live a nice long happy life, which is more than I can say for you. Alright, that's enough. Keep moving. I tried to do the right thing by you and you try to have me whacked? She doesn't understand you. She's smiling. Look at the look on her face, look at the look on her face! She's smiling. Look at her face. She's got a fucking smile on her face. Alright. That's enough.

She go vacation.

(Thunder) (meadow) dad, give it up, we're not gonna make it to aunt patti's. Dad, hello? We're not gonna make it to aunt patti's. Then why did I buy a goddamn off-road vehicle? To waste petrochemical resources? Tony she's right. We can't keep driving in this, I can hardly see in front of us. What street are we on? I think it's walnut parkway. I got an idea. (Tony) c'mon, get inside! Forget the umbrella, c'mon! Artie, thank christ. We went to pick the kids up at school because of the buses and all, we can't get to the house, there's a huge tree across mountain avenue. Oh maron'! We've been driving around since 7:00. Nobody's eaten nothing. Ton, I got no power, no lights i'm closing, soon as these last few people leave. Let's go to mickey d's, they'll be open. Let's go. No. C'mon. We'll figure out something. C'mon. Look at this. Hey. What are you doing, ton? Hey squirt. (Tony) adriana, you look beautiful. How are you? So guys chiara and her brother and sister are back in the kitchen if you want to go say hello. More refugees. The gas is still working. I've been cooking by candlelight. I can make most anything on the menu except-- whatever you got is fine. Jose, cabernet, por favor. The ragaleali, right? Yeah, beautiful. (Charmaine) no cigars, please. Look at that fuckin' lovesick pygmy over there. The skip seeing a psychiatrist, how's that sit with your ass? I usually do sit with my ass, why don't you sit with yours? Hey, pat cooper over here. Wait a minute. This bothers you? You saw a fucking psychiatrist. Not a woman. I can't get past that. It don't compute for me. You're the one with the fuckin' issues. Woman issues. I don't even want to fuckin' go there. Let's not. Regardless i've said my peace. What are you getting at paulie? Nothing. He's gonna be the new boss now. In name and everything. Wish him buona fortuna. (Anthony jr.) You guys have any peanut butter back here? My god artie, you saved our friggin' lives here. Beautiful artie, thank you. Enjoy. Ow fuck. Hey! You said "frig". Now wait a minute. I'd like to propose a toast... To my family. Someday soon you're gonna have families of your own. And if you're lucky, you'll remember the little moments. Like this. That were good. Cheers.

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Corrado Soprano. FBI. Fuck! Are you Lawrence Barese? What the fuck? C'mon. Joseph Sasso. You're under arrest.
(TV) junior soprano, alleged boss of the jersey crime family that bears his name, was indicted today on federal racketeering charges. Talk about fuckin' timing, he's lucky he's still alive. Along with lawrence "larry boy" barese, ailing alleged underboss, joseph "beppy" sasso and 13 other reputed mob figures. Oh, my god, it's uncle junior. Look at the old guy, making him do the perp walk. A legitimate businessman. Dad cut the crap. Go blow dry your hair. These indictments are part of an ongoing investigation, stretching back nearly four years. They represent the most crippling blow to mob activities in the new jersey area since the early 1980's. Uncle junior got busted. Cool. ... Not seized today, although named in the indictments, was alleged soprano enforcer and loan-sharking chief, michael "grab bag" palmice. Authorities believe palmice may have fled the new jersey area acting on prior knowledge. Lucky him. Earlier today palmice's wife denied any knowledge of her husband's whereabouts. He was so happy, he was going out to try out his new running shoes. He told me that he loved me and that he would be right back. (Phone) alright go. C'mon. Go eat somewhere else. Hello. Yeah counselor thanks for getting back to me so quick. He says it's a broad indictment that sounds better for the feds than it really is. I wasn't named because the focus of the investigation is some telephone calling card scam that junior and larry had going and this diamonte technical stock thing that I wasn't into. Thank god. That prick altieri gave them reams of shit. They have stuff on me, they got stuff on all of us it was from the surveillance at the green grove. They just don't have a case yet. An ongoing investigation the DA Said. They always say that to make it sound good. This is no fucking joke. What I gotta worry about now, is the guys that got pinched today. If they flip.
Art. Hello. How are things? Good father. Busy. Yeah. You? Like the man said, rust never sleeps. Listen, father, I want to thank you for taking the time out to talk to me the other day. Did you bring your wife into things? No. No? Sitting there in the house of god, I realized you can either be a yes person or a no person. A positive ion or a negative ion. I'm not sure I get what you're saying. It's just that this woman's always been an odd bird. A sea of negativity. Even as a kid we all learned to take her ravings with a grain of salt. But you also said the son was unstable. I was angry. Complicated? Yes he is. A little too comfortable outside the law? Yes he is. It would only add to the potion of sorrow in the world to doubt him. When the source unfortunately is a person who rarely has a kind word for anyone. You seem at peace. I am father. Thank you again, father. Sure. Okay, art.
You prefer corrado or junior? I prefer mr. Soprano. Your tenure as boss was a short one. Actually, it was unusual in several ways. Let me put this to you as simply as I can. You can avoid sentencing on these charges if you will testify that in fact, you were not the boss of north jersey, that in fact, your nephew anthony soprano was and is. That he de facto controlled your capos with the backing of two of the new york families communicating through their emissary, john sacrimoni. We want johnny sack. But more than him, we want mangano and teresi. I want to fuck angie dickinson, see who gets lucky first. We want you to corroborate information that we obtained through informants and wire tap. You were allowed to profit more or less but you were not making policy and you were not in the new york loop. You were positioned to take the hits and you've taken them. Question is, how long you going to keep eating shit? You're 70 years old. How many years you got left? My nephew running things? Not that strunz. Not in this life.
Hey, here let me schlep that. You got any more in the car? Uh-uh. How did you get in here? Lilliana. She said to tell you that she left early. So what they're saying on tv about the storm that's headed this way, huh? You want some coffee? Only if you're making it. Father, don't start that. No, really. I mean it's practically a cocktail hour, anyway. Would you rather have a glass of wine? How about a lillet? You in the mood? Just came to check on you guys. See how you're holding up with these indictments. We're hanging in. So what we were talking about a few months back, you think any of these recent developments have brought tony closer to reexamining his life? To making some hard choices. I told her she was not to use my card again. That's mine. "One true thing", just out on dvd. I was over at video one anyway. I thought maybe you might want to take your mind off these stressors. You want to stay for dinner? Something wrong, carm? Just tell me, so I know how many steaks to defrost. Tony's not going to make it. Well, if-- as I was saying. My real concern for tony-- father, he doesn't give a flying fuck. You know it and I know it. At least for the foreseeable future. That's even a bigger reason to-- he's a sinner father. You come up here and you eat his steaks and you use his home entertainment center. Carmela... The dvd is for you. Really? Even after just last week, I told you i'm not a big renee Zellwegger fan? You did? I don't remember that. You want to watch "one true thing", fine. At least admit it. I... I thought you liked movies. Mea culpa. Jesus, I get exactly the same "who me" shit with tony. Two I don't need. Has tony thought about changing? Father please. You do think i'm a schnorrer, don't you, a parasite? I asked you that before and you denied it but clearly that's what you think. You know what I think father... I think that you like the-- I don't even know what to call it. The whiff of sexuality, that never goes anyplace. I have feelings for you carmela, I admitted it. It's my job to deal with them so I can carry on my pastoral duties. How does rosalie aprile fit into your feelings for me? Oh, so that's it. I really appreciate everything that you've done for me father phil, truly. The religious counseling, the book on buddhism, the wonderful chats. I'm very fond of you. More than fond. But I think you need to look at yourself. Call this an intervention. I think you have this m.o. where you manipulate spiritually thirsty women and I think a lot of it's tied up with food somehow as well as the sexual tension game. Whoa.
Oh mr. Soprano, your wife found you, good. Found me, what are you talking about? You haven't spoken? We left a message on your home machine. Your mom's had a stroke. Stroke? The news on tv yesterday. It really upset her. Not that it's any of my business. Anyhow it's just happened. The MT's are stabilizing her for the ride to Saint Vincent's. Ma. I know what you did. Your only son. Your middle child. Look she can't answer you, her speech center's been affected. My ass. I heard the tapes, ma. The fucking FBI tapes. Don't tell me you don't know what i'm talking about. George Clooney, don't get in the fucking middle of this. Mr. Soprano. Call security. Your protector, uncle jun's in jail now and I got one more little last detail I got to take care of. Mr. Soprano! I don't die that fucking easy. I'm gonna live a nice long happy life, which is more than I can say for you. Alright, that's enough. Keep moving. I tried to do the right thing by you and you try to have me whacked? She doesn't understand you. She's smiling. Look at the look on her face, look at the look on her face! She's smiling. Look at her face. She's got a fucking smile on her face. Alright. That's enough.
She go vacation.
(Thunder) (meadow) dad, give it up, we're not gonna make it to aunt patti's. Dad, hello? We're not gonna make it to aunt patti's. Then why did I buy a goddamn off-road vehicle? To waste petrochemical resources? Tony she's right. We can't keep driving in this, I can hardly see in front of us. What street are we on? I think it's walnut parkway. I got an idea. (Tony) c'mon, get inside! Forget the umbrella, c'mon! Artie, thank christ. We went to pick the kids up at school because of the buses and all, we can't get to the house, there's a huge tree across mountain avenue. Oh maron'! We've been driving around since 7:00. Nobody's eaten nothing. Ton, I got no power, no lights i'm closing, soon as these last few people leave. Let's go to mickey d's, they'll be open. Let's go. No. C'mon. We'll figure out something. C'mon. Look at this. Hey. What are you doing, ton? Hey squirt. (Tony) adriana, you look beautiful. How are you? So guys chiara and her brother and sister are back in the kitchen if you want to go say hello. More refugees. The gas is still working. I've been cooking by candlelight. I can make most anything on the menu except-- whatever you got is fine. Jose, cabernet, por favor. The ragaleali, right? Yeah, beautiful. (Charmaine) no cigars, please. Look at that fuckin' lovesick pygmy over there. The skip seeing a psychiatrist, how's that sit with your ass? I usually do sit with my ass, why don't you sit with yours? Hey, pat cooper over here. Wait a minute. This bothers you? You saw a fucking psychiatrist. Not a woman. I can't get past that. It don't compute for me. You're the one with the fuckin' issues. Woman issues. I don't even want to fuckin' go there. Let's not. Regardless i've said my peace. What are you getting at paulie? Nothing. He's gonna be the new boss now. In name and everything. Wish him buona fortuna. (Anthony jr.) You guys have any peanut butter back here? My god artie, you saved our friggin' lives here. Beautiful artie, thank you. Enjoy. Ow fuck. Hey! You said "frig". Now wait a minute. I'd like to propose a toast... To my family. Someday soon you're gonna have families of your own. And if you're lucky, you'll remember the little moments. Like this. That were good. Cheers.
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