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Episode #12 Transcript
Isabella
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What a day. With this wind huh? What you looking at? Oh nothing. Who is she? Dental student from italy. You know her? We had lunch. Lunch? You fucking piece of shit. Going out to dinner with you is a distant memory for me. But you have time to take her to lunch. You are sinking this whole family into your misery with your wallowing and your complaining while I spoon-feed you and bathe you. All it takes is a half inch of another woman's thigh to get your ass out of bed? What am I, a fuckin' idiot? If I had an ounce of self respect, I'd cut your dick off

You know I was there last night for dinner. I couldn't go. Those poor freaking kids. They barely have a father now. You should see the way he comes down to the dinner table. I don't want to know. In his bathrobe at 7:00 in the evening. Some bargain. That's all anyone should have to pay for a movie. My cousin Cakey, after he had his lobotomy. Looked exactly like my son. Livia... Empty, a shell. Better Cakey had died than go on living like that. That's what his own mother used to say. Don't talk about it anymore. I don't want to hear about it anymore. Don't talk about tony. It's done.

(Knocking) mr. Tony, miss carmela said to tell you she went to new york to buy a suit for A.J. Go away. Okay, miss carmela told me to remind you of your appointment.

hey. How ya doin' tony? Pick six today? No, just an orange juice and a racing form today. This wind, huh? Yeah. There you go. Thanks. Yeah okay. Dead now , motherfucker! Oh shit! (Horn stuck)

my god daddy, where is he? Please let him be alright. They didn't say anything when they called? No they didn't.
Tony oh, my god. My god tony are you alright? Is he alright? Jesus christ tony. Daddy your ear is all bloody, what did they do to your ear? (Doctor) just putting in a few stitches to create a nice closure. Jesus we were so scared. They almost killed you for a stupid car. I guess nobody told them about the kind of gas mileage that thing gets, huh mead? Not funny dad. What's the matter with you? Forget how to talk because your man got banged up a little? No. He's just frightened, that's all tony. (Nurse) the doctor needs to finish up here ma'am. C'mon kids. Let's give the doctor some room. See you later. Poor dad. He'll be alright. Christ. You people can't wait 'til they finish sewing my ear back on? Face it tony, one inch to the left and you're down in the drawer instead of talking to me. Who's talking to you? What's he doing here? Agent harris was just leaving. We're offering your husband full immunity from prosecution in return from any testimony that he might give us. Relocate you and your family, you'll be completely safe, all of you. Hey, don't talk to my wife. So he wouldn't have to go to jail either. Carmela, ask this prick if i'm even indicted. It's an assassination problem it's not gonna go away. I think both of you realize that. I told you to stop talking to my wife. Carmela, why don't you wait outside? Kiss my ass tony. We're the only option you have left tony. It's not safe for you anymore in the streets or in jail. This conversation is over. What do you mean it's not safe? What do you know? He doesn't know anything. It was a fucking carjacking! Now, get out of here! You're upsetting my wife! In case you change your mind. You know he's right tony. Nothing's gonna happen. Wake up tony, it already did. I took an oath, carmela. What are you a kid in a tree house? Did you ever tell anybody about me going to see melfi? Is that why they tried to kill you because you're seeing a psychiatrist? What are you talking about? It was a carjacking. At least have the decency not to lie to me. What do you want me to do carmela? You want to move to utah, be mr. and mrs. Mike smith. We can sell some indian relics by the road. Maybe start a rattlesnake ranch. This is our chance to get out tony. We could start a whole new life. Have some mormons over to dinner. Eat some tomatoes that have no taste. You know what I want tony? I want those kids to have a father. They got one. This one. Me. Tony soprano. And all that comes with it. You prick.

I probably can't go to that dance now either. God, self involved much? Hey it's uncle sylvio and uncle Paulie. Hey squirt. They shot my dad. He's alright though isn't he? It would take more than a jamaican bobsled team with cap guns to stop your old man. Where is he? With mom. Alright. They look kind of weird. I don't believe it was a carjacking.

(TV) This afternoon in Monteclair anthony soprano who allegedly holds the rank of captain or higher in the northern new jersey mafia was wounded in what the victim claims was an attempted carjack. But sources in the fbi say it was a gangland execution gone awry. Soprano escaped with minor wounds and was taken to an undisclosed area hospital. However one of his assailants, william johnson claiborne was fatally wounded in the attack. Is this true? What, you think they made it up? What? How-- how could this happen? I don't know. I don't freaking know. I feel like i'm floating in space. He's gonna look for who did this to him. Anthony, well of course he is. Livia you understand what's going on here? My son got shot. And he got away. What do we do now? What the fuck do we do now livia? We go see him. Tony? Of course. He's my only son.

Thanks sweetheart. We could use some peppers out here, huh carm? I'll get them dad. Don't you have like two hours of homework to do? I can't help too? Some fucking shit. Tony. Jesus fucking christ. Who do we blame for the hat? I was down the shore on denny nigerian's boat. Two shooters, and his piece was under the seat. You believe this guy? Two girls from the hood that's all. Do we know who they are yet? The live one took off in a taurus. Taurus? Yeah. Moolies in a new taurus. Doesn't exactly fit the profile. Motherfuck! What? These guys I had a beef with at the newsstand. You were there? Not yesterday, the day before the newsstand? The one in monteclair? Yeah. I was in the neighborhood. What were you doing there? Taking my mother to the doctor. Put it right there babe. Thank you. This husband of yours carmela. How much we love him. He's the best. Like a father to me. Just make sure nothing happens to him. (Doorbell ringing) I'll get it. C'mon. All due respect tony. It had to be your uncle, right? I want him fucking now. Maybe he found out. Found out what? That he's joe jerk-off not the boss. You've been running things behind his back. Anthony. Uncle jun'. Don't get up, I heard your knee was fucked up. Don't worry ma i'm alright. C'mon. Your ear, it's disfigured. It's alright. Hi. I got mikey and all my crew out there cracking heads to find out who did this. When we're done with them they're gonna wish they were never born. Look who it is. Father Intintola. I came as a friend. How are you tony? Alright. If you'd like to speak privately. We could, you know, kneel in prayer. Not right now. Why don't you grab a sandwich and we'll talk later. I mean you're sleeping over, right? Can I get anybody anything? Syl' maybe another...? Hey, i'll get it carm. I'll take a corusao if you got it. I'll buy him one too. No that's alright. No alcohol for me. Can he hear through that ear? Ma, sit down. Here you go. Have something to eat. Want some? Fuck, I thought for sure it was him. But there he is, glasses and all. Don't eat cappicola, grandma, it's nothing but fat and nitrates. Cappicola? Over here. Look at that face. Who's that? Who? That girl. Meadow? Who is she? Is that conchetta? That's your granddaughter, meadow. Alright, don't get impatient. I'm your mother. Grandma, did you hear? Dad fought off two black guys. One of them got shot in the head. Anthony what time is it? Why aren't you dressed for the dance? I can't go. Why not? Don't you need me to stay here? And disappoint the future miss new jersey? Get out of here. Mom was gonna drive us, she can't now, right? You're gonna go.

I got to know something. I want the truth. Did you ever tell anybody about you and me? I may have mentioned something to my immediate family that I had a patient who was in some trouble with all this stuff we were hearing about on the news. I never mentioned a name. Or any other specifics that could identify you as that person. My son's. Does your family know? My mother's made a few comments. I don't see how she knows. And if she did. Don't even go there about the old lady. You should have seen her at my house after what happened. She was losing her fucking mind. How are you doing with all of this? Tell you the truth I feel pretty good. Really? Yeah. Well that's good. Talk about a jolt to the system. Try getting shot at. It'll give you a nice kick start. You know when I was depressed I said I didn't want to live. Well i'll tell you something... I didn't want to die. Every fucking particle of my being was fighting to live. I had lunch with that girl next door you know. You did? Isabella. She was telling me about avellino, where my people are from. Sounded nice. Anyway she was talking and all of a sudden... You know... We went to another place like... In my mind's eye. I don't know, we went back in time to like 1907 or something. We were in this room, me and her. She had this baby. She was holding it on her breast. She was nursing it. She was whispering to it like, "it's okay little baby, don't cry. "It's gonna be okay. I love you." Did the baby have a name? She was calling her antonio. Anthony your fantasy, that's you, that little baby. And isabella, she was nursing you. Oh, fuck me.

You think this is a stretch? Can we get some of that whiskey?

Livia. You don't knock. I could have been in the nude. What the hell is going on livia? Look and see if my slipper is over there. Fuck your slipper! I don't like that talk. What was that bullshit yesterday? You don't even recognize your granddaughter? I... I've been forgetting things lately. You'll... You'll find that it'll happen to you soon too. That's terrific timing. Right after the move on your son goes in the toilet. I don't know what you're talking about.

Hey cooze. Cooze. How was bermuda? Jeannie, she wrecked the motorbike. She hurt her ankle pretty bad. Oh, yeah? Yeah. I'm sorry. Thanks. So where's your... Dental student? Where's my what? Isabella. I haven't seen her in a couple of days. Your house guest. Isabella. Dark hair. Beautiful. You don't know what the fuck i'm talking about, do you? Tony, I got no idea what you're talking about. You didn't have an italian girl, she's here studying-- we had skippy pulombo from down the street come into the house to take care of the dog. Never mind. Forget it. Joke. I'll talk to you later. Alright.

You sure about this? You're not pulling my leg. What am I an idiot? Of course I'm sure. You never-- no. Frankly, I think I said enough about it. I never threatened to cut your dick off.

(Phone) hello. Yeah, it's your patient. The one who's been involved in a few things on the news lately. I got to talk to you. What's wrong? There was no isabella. What? There was no isabella. I just talked to cusamano. They just got back from bermuda. I asked him where's the dental exchange student that's staying at your house. He looked at me like I was fucking pazzo. But you said your wife saw her. That you both argued about it. Yeah. I asked her about that. And? You thought she was pissed then? You should see now that I told her the whole thing was a fantasy. Discontinue the lithium. I already flushed it. Even if it was the medicine... This fantasy of yours has meaning. You know the issue of mother and child. The madonna. Excuse me, you didn't see this broad. Did you ever flirt or come on sexually with isabella? No. Why not? You said she was very beautiful and voluptuous. Another question. Why now? What do you mean? Why the need for the fantasy of a loving caring woman now? I don't know. I think you should come in so we can talk face to face. Can't right now. You know your mother is always talking about infanticide. It's a sad situation that goes on in the world. Are you still feeling okay? I feel pretty good actually. When I find out who took a shot at me I'm gonna feel even better.

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What a day. With this wind huh? What you looking at? Oh nothing. Who is she? Dental student from italy. You know her? We had lunch. Lunch? You fucking piece of shit. Going out to dinner with you is a distant memory for me. But you have time to take her to lunch. You are sinking this whole family into your misery with your wallowing and your complaining while I spoon-feed you and bathe you. All it takes is a half inch of another woman's thigh to get your ass out of bed? What am I, a fuckin' idiot? If I had an ounce of self respect, I'd cut your dick off
You know I was there last night for dinner. I couldn't go. Those poor freaking kids. They barely have a father now. You should see the way he comes down to the dinner table. I don't want to know. In his bathrobe at 7:00 in the evening. Some bargain. That's all anyone should have to pay for a movie. My cousin Cakey, after he had his lobotomy. Looked exactly like my son. Livia... Empty, a shell. Better Cakey had died than go on living like that. That's what his own mother used to say. Don't talk about it anymore. I don't want to hear about it anymore. Don't talk about tony. It's done.
(Knocking) mr. Tony, miss carmela said to tell you she went to new york to buy a suit for A.J. Go away. Okay, miss carmela told me to remind you of your appointment.
hey. How ya doin' tony? Pick six today? No, just an orange juice and a racing form today. This wind, huh? Yeah. There you go. Thanks. Yeah okay. Dead now , motherfucker! Oh shit! (Horn stuck)
my god daddy, where is he? Please let him be alright. They didn't say anything when they called? No they didn't. Tony oh, my god. My god tony are you alright? Is he alright? Jesus christ tony. Daddy your ear is all bloody, what did they do to your ear? (Doctor) just putting in a few stitches to create a nice closure. Jesus we were so scared. They almost killed you for a stupid car. I guess nobody told them about the kind of gas mileage that thing gets, huh mead? Not funny dad. What's the matter with you? Forget how to talk because your man got banged up a little? No. He's just frightened, that's all tony. (Nurse) the doctor needs to finish up here ma'am. C'mon kids. Let's give the doctor some room. See you later. Poor dad. He'll be alright. Christ. You people can't wait 'til they finish sewing my ear back on? Face it tony, one inch to the left and you're down in the drawer instead of talking to me. Who's talking to you? What's he doing here? Agent harris was just leaving. We're offering your husband full immunity from prosecution in return from any testimony that he might give us. Relocate you and your family, you'll be completely safe, all of you. Hey, don't talk to my wife. So he wouldn't have to go to jail either. Carmela, ask this prick if i'm even indicted. It's an assassination problem it's not gonna go away. I think both of you realize that. I told you to stop talking to my wife. Carmela, why don't you wait outside? Kiss my ass tony. We're the only option you have left tony. It's not safe for you anymore in the streets or in jail. This conversation is over. What do you mean it's not safe? What do you know? He doesn't know anything. It was a fucking carjacking! Now, get out of here! You're upsetting my wife! In case you change your mind. You know he's right tony. Nothing's gonna happen. Wake up tony, it already did. I took an oath, carmela. What are you a kid in a tree house? Did you ever tell anybody about me going to see melfi? Is that why they tried to kill you because you're seeing a psychiatrist? What are you talking about? It was a carjacking. At least have the decency not to lie to me. What do you want me to do carmela? You want to move to utah, be mr. and mrs. Mike smith. We can sell some indian relics by the road. Maybe start a rattlesnake ranch. This is our chance to get out tony. We could start a whole new life. Have some mormons over to dinner. Eat some tomatoes that have no taste. You know what I want tony? I want those kids to have a father. They got one. This one. Me. Tony soprano. And all that comes with it. You prick.
I probably can't go to that dance now either. God, self involved much? Hey it's uncle sylvio and uncle Paulie. Hey squirt. They shot my dad. He's alright though isn't he? It would take more than a jamaican bobsled team with cap guns to stop your old man. Where is he? With mom. Alright. They look kind of weird. I don't believe it was a carjacking.
(TV) This afternoon in Monteclair anthony soprano who allegedly holds the rank of captain or higher in the northern new jersey mafia was wounded in what the victim claims was an attempted carjack. But sources in the fbi say it was a gangland execution gone awry. Soprano escaped with minor wounds and was taken to an undisclosed area hospital. However one of his assailants, william johnson claiborne was fatally wounded in the attack. Is this true? What, you think they made it up? What? How-- how could this happen? I don't know. I don't freaking know. I feel like i'm floating in space. He's gonna look for who did this to him. Anthony, well of course he is. Livia you understand what's going on here? My son got shot. And he got away. What do we do now? What the fuck do we do now livia? We go see him. Tony? Of course. He's my only son.
Thanks sweetheart. We could use some peppers out here, huh carm? I'll get them dad. Don't you have like two hours of homework to do? I can't help too? Some fucking shit. Tony. Jesus fucking christ. Who do we blame for the hat? I was down the shore on denny nigerian's boat. Two shooters, and his piece was under the seat. You believe this guy? Two girls from the hood that's all. Do we know who they are yet? The live one took off in a taurus. Taurus? Yeah. Moolies in a new taurus. Doesn't exactly fit the profile. Motherfuck! What? These guys I had a beef with at the newsstand. You were there? Not yesterday, the day before the newsstand? The one in monteclair? Yeah. I was in the neighborhood. What were you doing there? Taking my mother to the doctor. Put it right there babe. Thank you. This husband of yours carmela. How much we love him. He's the best. Like a father to me. Just make sure nothing happens to him. (Doorbell ringing) I'll get it. C'mon. All due respect tony. It had to be your uncle, right? I want him fucking now. Maybe he found out. Found out what? That he's joe jerk-off not the boss. You've been running things behind his back. Anthony. Uncle jun'. Don't get up, I heard your knee was fucked up. Don't worry ma i'm alright. C'mon. Your ear, it's disfigured. It's alright. Hi. I got mikey and all my crew out there cracking heads to find out who did this. When we're done with them they're gonna wish they were never born. Look who it is. Father Intintola. I came as a friend. How are you tony? Alright. If you'd like to speak privately. We could, you know, kneel in prayer. Not right now. Why don't you grab a sandwich and we'll talk later. I mean you're sleeping over, right? Can I get anybody anything? Syl' maybe another...? Hey, i'll get it carm. I'll take a corusao if you got it. I'll buy him one too. No that's alright. No alcohol for me. Can he hear through that ear? Ma, sit down. Here you go. Have something to eat. Want some? Fuck, I thought for sure it was him. But there he is, glasses and all. Don't eat cappicola, grandma, it's nothing but fat and nitrates. Cappicola? Over here. Look at that face. Who's that? Who? That girl. Meadow? Who is she? Is that conchetta? That's your granddaughter, meadow. Alright, don't get impatient. I'm your mother. Grandma, did you hear? Dad fought off two black guys. One of them got shot in the head. Anthony what time is it? Why aren't you dressed for the dance? I can't go. Why not? Don't you need me to stay here? And disappoint the future miss new jersey? Get out of here. Mom was gonna drive us, she can't now, right? You're gonna go.
I got to know something. I want the truth. Did you ever tell anybody about you and me? I may have mentioned something to my immediate family that I had a patient who was in some trouble with all this stuff we were hearing about on the news. I never mentioned a name. Or any other specifics that could identify you as that person. My son's. Does your family know? My mother's made a few comments. I don't see how she knows. And if she did. Don't even go there about the old lady. You should have seen her at my house after what happened. She was losing her fucking mind. How are you doing with all of this? Tell you the truth I feel pretty good. Really? Yeah. Well that's good. Talk about a jolt to the system. Try getting shot at. It'll give you a nice kick start. You know when I was depressed I said I didn't want to live. Well i'll tell you something... I didn't want to die. Every fucking particle of my being was fighting to live. I had lunch with that girl next door you know. You did? Isabella. She was telling me about avellino, where my people are from. Sounded nice. Anyway she was talking and all of a sudden... You know... We went to another place like... In my mind's eye. I don't know, we went back in time to like 1907 or something. We were in this room, me and her. She had this baby. She was holding it on her breast. She was nursing it. She was whispering to it like, "it's okay little baby, don't cry. "It's gonna be okay. I love you." Did the baby have a name? She was calling her antonio. Anthony your fantasy, that's you, that little baby. And isabella, she was nursing you. Oh, fuck me.
You think this is a stretch? Can we get some of that whiskey?
Livia. You don't knock. I could have been in the nude. What the hell is going on livia? Look and see if my slipper is over there. Fuck your slipper! I don't like that talk. What was that bullshit yesterday? You don't even recognize your granddaughter? I... I've been forgetting things lately. You'll... You'll find that it'll happen to you soon too. That's terrific timing. Right after the move on your son goes in the toilet. I don't know what you're talking about.
Hey cooze. Cooze. How was bermuda? Jeannie, she wrecked the motorbike. She hurt her ankle pretty bad. Oh, yeah? Yeah. I'm sorry. Thanks. So where's your... Dental student? Where's my what? Isabella. I haven't seen her in a couple of days. Your house guest. Isabella. Dark hair. Beautiful. You don't know what the fuck i'm talking about, do you? Tony, I got no idea what you're talking about. You didn't have an italian girl, she's here studying-- we had skippy pulombo from down the street come into the house to take care of the dog. Never mind. Forget it. Joke. I'll talk to you later. Alright.
You sure about this? You're not pulling my leg. What am I an idiot? Of course I'm sure. You never-- no. Frankly, I think I said enough about it. I never threatened to cut your dick off.
(Phone) hello. Yeah, it's your patient. The one who's been involved in a few things on the news lately. I got to talk to you. What's wrong? There was no isabella. What? There was no isabella. I just talked to cusamano. They just got back from bermuda. I asked him where's the dental exchange student that's staying at your house. He looked at me like I was fucking pazzo. But you said your wife saw her. That you both argued about it. Yeah. I asked her about that. And? You thought she was pissed then? You should see now that I told her the whole thing was a fantasy. Discontinue the lithium. I already flushed it. Even if it was the medicine... This fantasy of yours has meaning. You know the issue of mother and child. The madonna. Excuse me, you didn't see this broad. Did you ever flirt or come on sexually with isabella? No. Why not? You said she was very beautiful and voluptuous. Another question. Why now? What do you mean? Why the need for the fantasy of a loving caring woman now? I don't know. I think you should come in so we can talk face to face. Can't right now. You know your mother is always talking about infanticide. It's a sad situation that goes on in the world. Are you still feeling okay? I feel pretty good actually. When I find out who took a shot at me I'm gonna feel even better.
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